What is the point of the Death Star?

[Dajistano]

Saw this on another board, and thought it was interesting.

The two best replies I've heard yet -

"It's cool and it blows shit up."

"So Vader can put a My Other Ship's A Death Star bumpersticker on his tie-fighter.

[Andyman]

It was an Empire pork barrel project. Politics even sucked a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. [img]wink.gif[/img]

[KillerKanuck]

It was a government funded (or rather, empire funded) "make-work" project to keep the unemployed Wookies from turning to crime to support themselves.

Oh, and whoever the contractors were, they should have been fired. I know it's big, but 20 years to build it? Sheesh, the Amish could have built a wooden one in half the time.

[Andyman]

"Hey Zackery, you comin' to the Death Star raising tomorrow? The women folk will be having their usual quilting bee there."

[KillerKanuck]

Originally posted by Andyman:
"Hey Zackery, you comin' to the Death Star raising tomorrow? The women folk will be having their usual quilting bee there."

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I heard that that wicked women Annabelle will be there. Of course you heard of the uproar she caused last year when she flaunted her ankles to the young men. Such wickedness.

[Darkest Angel]

That Annabelle causes such lust in my heart as I cannot describe! I have prayed long and hard over my milk churn for the strength to resist such temptations.

[KillerKanuck]

Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
That Annabelle causes such lust in my heart as I cannot describe! I have prayed long and hard over my milk churn for the strength to resist such temptations.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Just because you say "oh jezuz, OH jezuz, oh JEZUZ" when you're working your "milk churn" doesn't mean you're praying.

[Slytherin Snape]

Originally posted by The Good, The Bad, The KK:
Oh, and whoever the contractors were, they should have been fired. I know it's big, but 20 years to build it? Sheesh, the Amish could have built a wooden one in half the time.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LMFAO!!! [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Darkest Angel]

Originally posted by The Good, The Bad, The KK:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
That Annabelle causes such lust in my heart as I cannot describe! I have prayed long and hard over my milk churn for the strength to resist such temptations.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Just because you say "oh jezuz, OH jezuz, oh JEZUZ" when you're working your "milk churn" doesn't mean you're praying.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">O_O I have been found out! [img]redface.gif[/img]

[img]wink.gif[/img]

[Peter Peeker]

I'd let DA churn my milk any time. [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]